"Let no man wear a hat of cheap cloth lest he run down by a carriage and and the undertaker think him a scoundrel."
William Shakespeare
"If you don't get off my dog you will be refused service at the bar."
WB Yeats
"The only thing worse than a stone in your shoe is a slightly larger stone in the same shoe."
Oscar Wilde
"If ya can't find your bloody cummerbund then I would suggest you come back tomorrow when the butler takes out the bins"
Sir Francis Bacon
WB Yeats
"The only thing worse than a stone in your shoe is a slightly larger stone in the same shoe."
Oscar Wilde
"If ya can't find your bloody cummerbund then I would suggest you come back tomorrow when the butler takes out the bins"
Sir Francis Bacon