Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poetry. Show all posts

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Poetry Bro




A Douche Bag's Prayer

Brody sought enlightenment
Beneath the stars of June
Endowed with his entitlement
A spanner and a spoon

Oh Lord! he cried
With eyes shut tight
Give me mine,
And shine a light!
Upon my head,
Bestow me might!
Crowed the silly Loon

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Sunday, May 03, 2009

Poetry Hutch

Grand Mall Epoxy

From wind upon the bloated spruce
To the holy legs of Jesus
The sour belch of nature's scorn
Sends bees and cakes to please us

The dog will hump on Uncle Bruce
As turkeys crush between us
My father wore a silken gown
Beneath the light of Venus

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The above poem brought a ignominious end to the third annual Ladies Town Hall Literary Awards Supper Social when the author strode nude and filthy through the buffet shouting his work at the top of his lungs while tossing plastic cups of body fluids and solids among the assembled literati. Althea McMannus, the organizer and hostess of the event, was pleased with both the reading and the overall success of this year's event. The controversial 'dirty protest' theme was an unusual one for this annual charity, pot luck literary gathering whose assemblage is more used to stylized readings of Walt Whitman or musical interpretations of Robert Burns. We look forward to next year's event with great interest.